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Dear 007,
Due to the “difficult” market environment (with those share markets going crazy and all ... and some mishaps in our placements in some ... investment banks by the treasury (?!?)), we have announced a new plan of cost cutting.
As of now any expense is monitored, but not to worry, you can rest assured that our commitment to send you where the action enfolds, is as strong as ever.
You might wonder why you have been assigned to the “Desert” with not much but some camels to spy on, and not much but a tent to sleep in. We thought that maybe ... if it is not too much to ask, while you’re at it :
you could drill a little and find out if there would be some oil somewhere cuz, we are struggling here MAN ! It costs a lot to fill up the tanks nowadays !
Cheers,
M

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